July 3, 2026:
Kitchen Gossip has learned that humans may begin dining at Harry and the Kitchen Bandits Restaurant as early as July 10.
While Harry appears unconcerned, several staff members admit they’re nervous.
“They eat soup,” Harry reportedly said.
“They’ll love it!”
Unfortunately, Harry was later reminded that most customers don’t expect to find chimpanzees swimming in it.
Chef has called an emergency staff meeting.
More updates as this story develops…
“I don’t understand why everyone’s so worried.
Humans seem nice.
I hope they like soup.”
🐵 Harry